Nils Heinrich // Brückentage in Übergangsjacke

In the organizer's words:

NEW PROGRAM

Nils Heinrich has no concerns about his personal future. Today, everyone has to see where they are personally. In an airplane, in a bunker, in a self-driving car, in an air cab. Even in this country. And Heinrich's name is Heinrich. Mega! It couldn't be more German. He's all right, haha! Dark blond, blue-gray eyes. Wait: blue-grey, the blue is East German accentuated! When the justice system has been polished, the police apparatus rebuilt and the media synchronized, he simply says in private what those up there want to hear, just like he used to. He just has to check out how. You can reach people under 20 via 4chan or 8kan, whereas people between 30 and 50 communicate via WhatsApp. Your own parents send you text messages and many people only have a landline phone because of grandma. And then you ask: "What do you think is cringe, what's nice, what's happening?"

The answer: my nail polish. That's how it is, the Gen-Z. They watch Tiktok Deepfakes and run around with T-shirts that say 'Nirvana' or 'Friends'. It's as if Heinrich wore T-shirts in the 80s that said "Comedian Harmonists" or "Heinz Rühmann". But he moves with the times: when he comments something on Insta, it's coded in multiple ways: a red heart means love, orange means "everything will be fine". An eggplant is really bad, cauliflower means "I have clamydia because of you". A rider on a horse means "Rossmann", Rossmann in turn means "Your mother". A windmill is really bad. A pinwheel as an emoji means: there's trouble in the family. Get away quickly! But where to? Unlike 80 percent of Americans, Heinrich does have a passport. But he no longer travels. To Rügen at the most. Maybe to Mars. It's not so crowded there.

Nils Heinrich's new program - now with 40 percent less fear of the future. With motion detector. And: Megalustig!