In the organizer's words:

The SchMERZtherapie

Through the wall on a cargo bike

The smallest GroKo of all time. Pre-programmed headwind in parliament. Debate culture at its lowest point. How long can this go on? A seminar is needed. Team building, as it's called in the new German. Trust exercises, confrontations, building bridges. Three MPs are the first to undergo pain therapy.

Confused representatives look for majorities, overburdened office workers confront their bosses, even the new chancellor drops by and practises anger management - until the therapy robot gives up and burns out. Söder, Reichinnek and Strack-Zimmermann compete in a swan song for their parties, while Karl Lauterbach puts his health on the line and seeks a final assignment at the Sachsenklinik.

Dream and trauma lie close together here, because in every pain... is a little bit of Merz.