Hans Gerzlich Ich hatte mich jünger in Erinnerung

In the organizer's words:

A best ager in the prime of decline

Hans Gerzlich is horrified when he suddenly realizes that he was born in the same year as... old people. In the commercial breaks of his favorite TV show, he is no longer offered seductive aftershaves and fast sports cars, but Granufink, Voltaren and heat plasters. Are you as old as you feel - or as you are made out to be by advertising?

50 on the outside, 20 on the inside, he asks himself "When will life finally begin?" - But then the "personal pension information" arrives. The newly minted best ager has done the math: If he retires at 67, he can live quite comfortably on it - for eleven days. That's why he's hoping for an increase in the bottle deposit.